Tv Viewing Prints

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"So once Trump left office why did all the TV shows go off the air."

"As usual, its perfect weather in Heaven today. Sunshine, a light breeze... Not too hot and not too cold. Now, after the break... Is hell freezing over? Stay tuned."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

'He supports the referee...'

War victim coming out of the television.

"Dad, Mom says it's Summer - I thought we were on Season 6?"

"With baseball, college football and pro football overlapping, the excitement is too much form him to handle."

Binge Watch

Dogs watch Wolf Blitzer

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Showbiz Awards

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"They grow up so fast."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"