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"Do you have any references?"

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

'As your son was the only survivor of the radiation explosion, I'm afraid that he must now fight crime and the Forces of Evil.'

'So we meet again, Swatter-man!'

'No Ted, because I now look like 'The Batman' does not easy my pain!'

'If only I'd been frightened by a bat as a child,'

Man of Steal

"You're as blind as a bat."

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Horror movies

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"You've changed."

Keyworker

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Bloody hell!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"