Screen Time Superheroes T-Shirts

"Slow down! Drive as if your kids are looking at their devices and not paying attention to traffic."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Keyworker

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."