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"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

No-Work Orange

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cut!

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