Watching Health Documentaries Pillows

Scientists have confirmed that caffeine is either good or bad for you

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Crocodile

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Science and Coronavirus

"But what's my motivation?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

3rd Wave

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

'There's something wrong here. You have all these risk factors, and yet you're in excellent health.'

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

"Okay - I can see you now."