Watching Fantasy Movies Gifts

'Could you give me big tits?'

"I said Prince Charming!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Warrior Woman

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Hansel and Gretal

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Mermaids in love

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Going Down?

The Kali De Milo.

'Well this is awkward.'

Emma Watson

"Love your ambiance!"

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Hi again

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

Tin Man Visits New York

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Yes, I can talk with the animals, but what people don't realise is that the animals are so bloody boring."