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Courtroom drama

"They're inseparable - five coppers and an ambulance driver couldn't separate them last night!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Succession 2

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Plan B

Downtrodden Abbey

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

Waking the Dead.

"He joined in the debate."

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'