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"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Weather soaps

"We're out of soap."

Succession 2

'Fred just rages when he sees how veterinarians are portrayed on TV.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV hospital drama."

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

"I should have watched more Bridgerton."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'You know too much!'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Joan Hickson

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

Mikado

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"