Watching Cricket Pillows

Cricket widow's revenge 4

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Pete Sampras

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Alternative fielding positions

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Cricket Accidents.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Putting Practice.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'