Cricket Pillows

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"What a wonderful view, dear...from up here you can see five different cricket matches!"

Cricket.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'You call that an essay on cricket? It's only half a page.'

"He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his big pot!"

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Games fish shouldn't play...

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Bit quick, is he?'

'You slips have been watching football again.'

'What do you know about culture?'

'Mind you, if they're any good at cricket or rugby they'll be more than welcome.'

Bowled out on extra wickets.

English test cricketer out on his luck - please help! (He doesn't catch the coin thrown at him)

Stoneage Cricket

"Typical of a woman, hammering in with the blade of a bat instead of the handle."

"...it's now 15 days since I persuaded Mary to swim off in search of the latest test score."

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Long suffering cricket wife

Excalibur Cricket Bat

One more over, before it gets too dark.

Cricket ball deliveries

The First Bounce

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Bruce tries-out the new Australian remote control!

'How many seasons in a year?'

Cricketer at computer - Net Practice

"Remember when streakers were amateurs."

England Cricket Team - Short Stay Car Park.