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Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"What a wonderful view, dear...from up here you can see five different cricket matches!"

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Cricket.

'You call that an essay on cricket? It's only half a page.'

"He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his big pot!"

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Bit quick, is he?'

Games fish shouldn't play...

Stoneage Cricket

Bowled out on extra wickets.

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

'What do you know about culture?'

"...it's now 15 days since I persuaded Mary to swim off in search of the latest test score."

'Mind you, if they're any good at cricket or rugby they'll be more than welcome.'

English test cricketer out on his luck - please help! (He doesn't catch the coin thrown at him)

Ian Botham

'You slips have been watching football again.'

"Typical of a woman, hammering in with the blade of a bat instead of the handle."

'How many seasons in a year?'

W. G. Grace

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Long suffering cricket wife

Damp cricket crease

One more over, before it gets too dark.

Cricketer at computer - Net Practice

Excalibur Cricket Bat

Bruce tries-out the new Australian remote control!

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

'Remember - no short deliveries.'