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America's Funniest Surveillance Camera Videos

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Binge Watch

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"He's into binge fetching."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

The appointed time

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Don't I have enough on my plate?'

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

Dogs watch Wolf Blitzer

"Dad, Mom says it's Summer - I thought we were on Season 6?"

Neighbourhood watch with mother

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!