Watching Surveillance T-Shirts

'We got 68 hours of footage to check'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Milkin' Impossible

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Information about information about information about information.

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

The Modern Godot