Watching Surveillance T-Shirts

'We got 68 hours of footage to check'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"I spy with my little eye…"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Milkin' Impossible

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Information about information about information about information.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"