Watch Wizard Mugs

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"...and if I press this button..."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Deadlines, Inc.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Best Special Effects Award

Dog Walker

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Father Time Management

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Why do I always get a teaching assistant whose pronunciation is awful?'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

The director said 'cut'!

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'