Wizardry Watcher Mugs

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You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Fairy tale

Obama of Oz.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'