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"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"What are you in for?"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Daisy Diaper Service

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

Turing Test Today

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

The Complete Cycle.

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"All right. Time to grow up."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'