Wartime Walnut Lover Gifts

The Grenade Nut Cracker.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

P*ssed-atchios...

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

Eat More Salted Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Mixed Nuts

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Nutcracker mice

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers