Wartime Tactics Pillows

General's Coin Toss

Hague Convention Defied! Using Siphons of Laughing Gas to Overcome the British before an Attack in France.

Sir Winston Churchill

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."

Barack Obama.

Your Country Needs MOO!

Napoleon marches off alone

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

Charles de Gaulle

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

"... and so, gentlemen, I have to report that, despite the not inconsiderable complications and burdens presented by the war, the income of the North American Broadcasting Company showed a net increase of two per cent."

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Young John McCain, Meet Old John McCain

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"Why don't you join the Army."