Warranty Wonders Mugs

"Do you offer a warranty?"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Oh course!'

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Genius Bar

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

"I could never go wireless."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."