Warranty Wonders Prints

"Do you offer a warranty?"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Keith Floyd.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Oh course!'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

Genius Bar

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

It's much easier on my knees.

"I could never go wireless."