Warm Sun Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Habanero ..."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"That's the deep end."

Solar Power.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Two piece outfits only.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

Solar power

'Excuse me, miss, that's my dad you're lying on.'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"