Warm Connection Seeker T-Shirts

Open Up Your Heart.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

Candle Portraits.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Pyjama party

Catatonic

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Rustic Campgrounds.

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

Group hug.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."