Warhol Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Nonsense - I can sit on my Warhols twice as long as you can sit on yours."

"I'm working from home today."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Which one's yours?"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

"Yes, but is it art?"

Warhol Exhibit

Best Cartoons From Abroad 'Were they all drawn by the same woman?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Genetic Manipulation

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Superhero Eye Test

Academia in Winter

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Super Hero Vaccines

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."