Warhol Enthusiast Prints

"Nonsense - I can sit on my Warhols twice as long as you can sit on yours."

"I'm working from home today."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Which one's yours?"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

I rarely do this after only one interview, but you seem like a perfect fit for our company... Bruce Banner, welcome aboard.

"Yes, but is it art?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Best Cartoons From Abroad 'Were they all drawn by the same woman?'

Warhol Exhibit

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Genetic Manipulation

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

Superhero Eye Test

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Super Hero Vaccines

Academia in Winter

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Your father helped me, too."

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."