Warfare Witticist Mugs

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Putin and Zelensky

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Hot Pocket"

The Jerry Scarer

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Use of Cavalry

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Napoleon marches off alone

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

General's Coin Toss

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

Witty T-Shirt Guy

The Sinking of the Moskva

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

The Unknown Military Contractor

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Sailor and mine