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"It's not good - looks like they've got a full interpretive-dance troupe."

Putin and Zelensky

Soldier armed with a pen.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The Jerry Scarer

"Hot Pocket"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Use of Cavalry

Napoleon marches off alone

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Painter's Duel.

General's Coin Toss

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Precisely Inprecise

The Sinking of the Moskva

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The Unknown Military Contractor

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Sailor and mine

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel