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"It's not good - looks like they've got a full interpretive-dance troupe."

Putin and Zelensky

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Jerry Scarer

"Hot Pocket"

The Use of Cavalry

Napoleon marches off alone

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Painter's Duel.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

General's Coin Toss

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

The Sinking of the Moskva

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

The Unknown Military Contractor

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Sailor and mine

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

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