Wardrobe Wino T-Shirts

'He says he drinks a lot so he won't be thirsty during the night.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How to read the dress code?

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Wino Appreciation Group

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Wearing all black

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

Jeans Styles

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'