War History Lover Pillows

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

'Not more military cutbacks!'

'We've got Mrs. Merkel on the phone, 'Please can we have our plane back'.'

'He wasn't intimidated.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

Moses' Tablet

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"It is we."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

New Resident of Downing Street

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Caption Contest TK

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Forget what?'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Most valuable element.

Un ballo in maschera

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

The Child and the Tank

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The unknown war poet.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'