War History Buffs Pillows

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'Cheer up, son. Life is just a bowl of hand grenades!'

Family of tanks.

"Still killing the anonymous, but with greater anonymity."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Sundial Time

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

The First Fire Stick

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'I was in the catering corps.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."