War Game Gurus Prints

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

Bishops Snooker

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.