War Game Gurus Mugs

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Bishops Snooker

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'