Wannabe Polyglot Gifts

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

Orator translates in many languages.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

As Seen On TV

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

Before and After Tattoos.

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

A young boy shaving

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

The Island

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."

"I've got a part in a soap."

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!"

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."

"I can grant you three fishes."