Wannabe Physicist T-Shirts

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Jr. cloning kit

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Girls in Science

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Well, we got the grant."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Working On Silly String Theory.

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Johannes Kepler

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'I was trying to create an anti-aging formula using stem cells.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

"I told you to slow down."

"Here is your new planet."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Scientist with test tube.