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"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Jr. cloning kit

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Girls in Science

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Well, we got the grant."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Johannes Kepler

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"I told you to slow down."

Scientist with test tube.

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.