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I'm also carrying that book around without reading it.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"At least she's reading."

Book Worm

Childhood

Floods

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

"Me, not self-sufficient? Who was it who self-published a self-help on self-medicating?"

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

'Meet the author's blog.'

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

Beach days.

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"How soon after being rescued from an evil wizard's castle is too soon to text him?"

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

'He's a good guide but it's hard to keep him focused.'

Reading For Dummies.

School kid discovering history books covered in cobwebs

"Waldo? Waldo? Has anyone seen Waldo?"

'Frank! That's not a napkin!'

I can't read but I have excellent Television viewing skills

"Not 'Dubliners' again?!!"

"I told you I don't need glasses."

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui