Wannabe Bookworm Gifts

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it.

Mars Poppins

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"At least she's reading."

Childhood

Book Worm

Floods

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

"Me, not self-sufficient? Who was it who self-published a self-help on self-medicating?"

When love is blind.

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

'Meet the author's blog.'

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

Beach days.

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

'He's a good guide but it's hard to keep him focused.'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"How soon after being rescued from an evil wizard's castle is too soon to text him?"

'Frank! That's not a napkin!'

"Waldo? Waldo? Has anyone seen Waldo?"

School kid discovering history books covered in cobwebs

Reading For Dummies.

I can't read but I have excellent Television viewing skills

"Not 'Dubliners' again?!!"

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui