Bonafide Bookworm Gifts

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Beyond Dante

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

Small child checks out a book.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Childhood

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

The Great Canadian Novel

Charles Dickens.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

Literary Advice

Success Without Effort