Wanderer Of Thoughts Gifts

Here in body, but mentally, far, far away....

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Higher wisdom...

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

An Appreciation

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

Subway Library

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"