Wall Street Wonderer Mugs

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'But what is the universe for?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Little help?"

Snow Devil

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Ice Skater

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Rockefeller Center."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Socially distanced sledding

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

Christmas tree exchange

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Hanukkah tree

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.