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"So, you come here often?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Sunblock

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

When the water's colder than you thought...

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Strive for Excellence

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Lost aliens checking their map.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Better safe than sorry, son."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

"His forces are massing here, but still no word on where Waldo himself is."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."

The Ice Cream Truck!

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

"Relax! It's October 31st. What could be a better day to escape?"

Falcon finds Waldo

"Baldo, why the mood? Just because school starts in two weeks doesn't mean you have to be mad at the world...angry at everyone and everything. It points to deeper issues."

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.