Waking Up Late Pillows

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

Caption Contest TK

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"He's never up before eleven."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Working Vacation.

Early Night Club

"Dunhomin"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

How to Rise with the Sun

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'I like waking to music!'

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

Alarm clock.

"Held up at work? You could have called."

"Switch me on please..."

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet

The breakfast of teens.

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"