Wagging Tail Gourmet Pillows

"The special, sir. Shall I spread it out or will you knock it over yourself?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

K9 Authors.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"Good dog!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

Parping dog.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'