Wagging Tail Fanatic Pillows

"That's just not the real me."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'