Wager Warrior Prints

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

"He wants the money back that he lost on the 2014 Soccer World Cup."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Nervous Oral Testing

Running

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Sisyphus during Covid