Wagering Warriors Prints

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Bench Press Accident

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We missed you at church Sunday."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'A word in my office Jones.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Hell: The Airport"

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"You've bust your hump."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

"To retain our staus as an equal opportunities employer...."

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'