Wager Warrior Pillows

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Nervous Oral Testing

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

Bench Press Accident

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'