Wage Gap Destroyer Gifts

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

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"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'A word in my office Jones.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

Minimum wage.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

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"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

The struggle for a decent payment.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."