Wacky Workspace Enthusiast Pillows

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Office Competitions

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Out and In.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"I have a system."

'911!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"It's face painting Friday."

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

Working from home.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Play Ball!

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'Better call me Sir in the office dear - I don't want the staff to know that I send my wife out to work...'

'That looks like an unauthorized ride on the mail cart.'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."