Wacky Workspace Enthusiast Prints

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Office Competitions

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

Out and In.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"I have a system."

'911!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Play Ball!

"It's face painting Friday."

Working from home.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'That looks like an unauthorized ride on the mail cart.'

'Better call me Sir in the office dear - I don't want the staff to know that I send my wife out to work...'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.