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"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

At the Home for Retired Soccer Players.

What's that annoying buzzing noise? (Vuvuzelas)

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Snowboarding downhill.

Moon

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

Senior citizen surfing.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

W.C.Fields

"I'll need a three iron."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Your wave.'

Walter The Sea Monster

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"My turn."

Octopuses surf too.

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

Burkini Scandal

The Moe Howard Installation

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS