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"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

What's that annoying buzzing noise? (Vuvuzelas)

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Snowboarding downhill.

Moon

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Senior citizen surfing.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"I'll need a three iron."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Walter The Sea Monster

'Your wave.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Octopuses surf too.

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"My turn."

The Moe Howard Installation

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'