Vr Specialist Mugs

"Long time no see."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Virtual reality platform.

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Zoom Wedding

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Dog playing VR fetch.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Virtual Babe

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Wow! What graphics.'

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

Service plan 24-7

"Check it out! It's one of those new virtual vines."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."